Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. - If only Africa had more mosquito nets. Then we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS. - What does WTC stand for? What Trade Center? - Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes. If you are afraid of pedophiles, grow up! - Sometimes i park in handicapped spaces and handicapped people make handicapped faces!